Archive - Not That You Asked

I Was Dressed For Success

But success is relative to the point of meaninglessness

May 29

Haunted by Potatoes

From underground and dirty, with eyes all around

May 12

March 2025

Cricket Cocktails and Martian Ziggurats

A weekend in Tucson

Mar 27

January 2025

Fake Beer Is Decent Now

And other astonishments

Jan 19

Just Like The White Winged Dove

Isn't it a shame when your friends write fiction

Jan 5

December 2024

Not That You Asked: Our Year In Things, 2024

You have never asked less

Dec 20, 2024

September 2024

Childless Beastmaster Manifesto

My son is a dog and and I vote

Sep 16, 2024

Viking Funeral for Summertime

Tasteless movies, flavorful nightshades

Sep 7, 2024

July 2024

Cringe Abbondanza

In which thoughts about clothing die lonely deaths

Jul 19, 2024

June 2024

2020 Historical Reenactment Society

Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in

Jun 24, 2024

May 2024

Also the punkest possible latte

May 21, 2024

Tales of Generation X

A handcrafted subject to make the youngs ignore this post

May 9, 2024

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